6 racists knowingly put themselves in harm’s way to protect complete strangers. (Satire)

Early Christmas morning police were called to the scene of a suspected bomb threat in Nashville, Tennessee. Quickly the officers committed spirit murder by ushering civilians to safety. 6 racists knowingly put themselves in harm’s way to protect complete strangers. The racists oppressed their community by confirming the safety of strangers while a bomb was set to go off at any moment.

The racists ensured the safety of others even though there was a recorded message warning everyone to evacuate the area. One racists may have permanent hearing loss after the incident.

People have since showered them with references to farm animals along with tolerant messages like “#%$ the police!”


Meet the Heroes

Satire aside, what they did was incredibly brave. Not many have the courage to put themselves in harms way.

Officer Amanda Topping, who has been with the department for 21 months

Officer Brenna Hosey, who has been with the department for 4 years

Sergeant Timothy Miller, who has been with the department for 11 years

Officer Michael Sipos, who has been with the department for 16-months

Officer James Luellen, who has been with the department for 3 years



Officer James Wells, who has been with the department for 21-months